Entries in Fashion Cents (5)

Saturday
May282011

Part One: Things That Suck Now That Didn't Use To

Here's a little list* that I complied of things that I think are not nearly as good as the past two (even three) decades. This is of course my opinion, but it's my blog so piss off. But seriously the "craft" of so many things has just failed us as a society, as we readily are willing to digest any crap because we're to lazy to make anything better

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Tuesday
Feb012011

Quick Hit From Vegas

Here's a few things that I learned from my recent trip to Vegas.

  • Holy crap has everything gone downhill!
  • The 'City Center' (and their casinos) are now the prime Jewel of the strip just edging out the Wynn & The Encore
  • The casinos plan heavily for Chinese new year
  • There are so many Cirque du Soleil shows they're no longer special
  • There are two kinds of drinkers, those who cannot find a scantly clad waitress to serve them something for free and those with a plastic "yard" in the shape of a titty sucking down grain alcohol
  • The closer you walk to Las Vegas BLVD. the closer you come to depravity and emotional doom
  • Finest line from a pan-handler selling bottled water "the water is free ladies, it's just a one dollar handling fee"
  • A new coat of paint does not equal a renovation
  • All cab drivers should be put on suicide watch
  • People don't know how to have fun anymore
  • "Porn Slappers" (these are the people that slap escort service flyers at you on the strip as you walk by) do not clean up bygone marketing materials
  • Smokers you are a dying breed even in Vegas
  • You can get away with shooting cell phone pictures in the casino, but the same cannot be said for USING a cell phone while playing in a casino
  • Less social media advocacy than I would have imagined from casinos
  • Although more location-based services (LBS) offers than I would have thought
  • There still are black-tie events that are not weddings
  • There's nothing funnier than drunk women fighting their CFMP's trying to fall into an elevator
  • Asian card dealers will take all your money
  • Betting 'with the craps table' is still the best way to enjoy the game
  • Penny slots are treated like the plague; while $1 slots are now treated as the default rate
  • Vegas is still not family friendly
  • There are far more coffee shops in casinos now
  • People really do get up at 7AM to workout in the fitness center
  • Don't even look at the mini-bar unless your Indiana Jones and you have a bag of sand
  • The Excalibur, New York New York, The Flamingo, Circus Circus (anything Bally's) and the Stratosphere all need summoned back to Satan
  • All the servers hate you
  • Tip the cleaning staff and you'll win more mini shampoos than a slot machine on a progressive payout
  • Don't quote "The Hangover" if you don't want pee in your drink
  • Aria Hotel & Casino and Wynn's "Encore" are top-notch
  • No, you'll never be able to afford that necklace
  • Two words: "hand sanitizer"
Wednesday
Nov172010

Remember, Remember The Stache' From Movember

As much misspelled words as your probably accustom to when ready my blog "Movember" was not one of them. The Movember campaign is simple, grow a mustache for prostate cancer awareness.

"The 'Mo', slang for moustache, and November come together each year for Movember.

Each Movember we challenge men to change their appearance and the face of men's health by growing a moustache. The moustache is our ribbon, the means by which we raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. Much like the commitment to run or walk for charity, our commitment is to grow a moustache for 30 days. Funds raised benefit the Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVE
STRONG."

And having only recently finding out about said campaign I'm really bummed too. My wife [hates] facial hair on me but from time-to-time I endure the rolling eyes and 'hurumphs' for some whiskers for a while, and had I known I could have blamed, I mean supported, prostate cancer awareness I would have been all over it!

Here's a list of thing that I also believe about mustaches:

  • You must have a mustache to purchase an outdoor jacuzzi tub
  • You must have a mustache to wear an 'Italian Horn' pendant
  • You must have a mustache to have enjoyed the movie "Stroker Ace"
  • You must have a mustache to own a Journey poster
  • You must have a mustache to own cut-off jean shorts
  • You must have a mustache to have a Budweiser tin in your garage
  • You must have a mustache to to be a motorcycle cop
  • You must have a mustache to slap a man with a riding glove and "demand satisfaction"
  • You must have a mustache to 'scrap in a donnybrook'
  • You must have a mustache to own a monocle
  • You must have a mustache if you're a grossy skinny 'adult entertainment performer'
  • You must have a mustache to to be in a poker match where you bet the deed to a silver mine
  • Tom Selleck, Burt Renolds & Sam Elliot - enough said
Wednesday
Oct062010

The Blogs I Read From The Internets Brightest Minds

iGooglehttp://www.google.com/ig

First let me begin by telling you that I [have] to use an RSS or Feed reader like iGoogle to keep on top of so much data. There's simply not enough time in the day to go and look at each website that I think has value and try to pass these nuggets onto you. Therefore, I would go a look at what RSS feed reader/aggregator makes the most sense to you. Oh, and if you have an iPhone or an iPad, you must use Pulse -- it's a beautiful intuitive aggregator.


Aardvarkhttp://www.Vark.com
I stumbled on this site after reading what former Google executives were doing with their winnings. I'm what you would call a "helper." I like to help. I think it feeds my co-dependant nature to nurture beyond necessary reason. That being said, Aarvark is a profiled Q&A site. You set up a profile and answer questions and ask questions to people that match your topics. It's fun and fast and you can get or give as much as you would like.


Advertising Agehttp://www.AdAge.com
This is the part of the awards ceremony that the guy says "and this person needs no introduction"; that holds true with Ad Age as well to members of our business. Ad Age also has an iPhone/iPad app that I would also put my seal of approval on. A great industry overview, very current and topical. Be sure that you get your office to pay for a subscription.

Ad Freakhttp://www.AdFreak.com
This website is as fun as it is insightful. A myriad of great writers look to find the most bizarre and innovative advertising and poke fun at it. Frankly, there's so much advertising out there that we never see, so it's nice to see Ad Freak give attention to all sorts of campaigns, not just the larger brands. There's plenty to enjoy here.

Advergirlhttp://www.Advergirl.com
Leigh Householder is a Digital Brand Strategist at GSW Worldwide and author of this blog. Householder is incredbily insightful, not simply from an industry perspective but from a female perspective. Her thinking ranges broadly and there's not a post that I haven't learned from. I highly recommend keeping an eye on her content.

Brand Freakhttp://www.BrandFreak.com
As you would expect, much like AdFreak, BrandFreak does a great job in serving interesting and often humorous perspectives on the world of brand. While not as snarky as AdFreak, it is still great content and should go on your list.

Cool Huntinghttp://www.CoolHunting.com
Among my many interests are things that I and others find "cool" and thus my preoccupation with cool/trend hunting. Mind you, it's not easy to do in a city like Orlando where Asian men can pull off wearing a hot orange hunting jacket in the middle of summer and every other dude thinks "mandles" are in. With that said I like to see where the trends are actually taking place, not simply taking vacation.

Cool Hunter http://www.thecoolhunter.net/
See above.

Fast Companyhttp://www.FastCompany.com
If you're worth your salt, this should be on your list. Fast Company is globally recognized as staying progressive when it comes to the entrepreneurial spirit, among other things. It has also fully embraced the design community and, as a whole, has great information. It, along with soon to be outlined "Inc.," are in a class by themselves of making our world quickly digestible from a business sense.

Gizmodohttp://www.Gizmodo.com
To say that I'm into gadgets is like asking Anthony Bourdain if he's into wine. The only real thing that revents me from buying, playing with and testing every cool new gadget that comes out is the lack of funds and the firm understanding that I would be doing it as a single father if I was to choose such a path.

Inc.http://www.inc.com
As I said above about Fast Company, Inc. is a great magazine with outrageously good content. Admittedly, at times it's a bit more business than I think I savvy, but that's why I read it. It pushes me to think more like a business. I'm sorry to say that the dream of sitting around and coming up with "pretty pictures" is also tied to the ruthless reality that you'd better be prettier than everyone else or you will be assisting janitorial at a truck stop.

Jalopnikhttp://www.Jalopnik.com
There are many great things that I love when it comes to design: fonts, logos, layouts, great concepts -- that carries further over into industrial design and interior design as well for me. With that comes a long time love addiction with the worst fiscal hobby ever – automobiles. There was once a day that I (and my wife respectively) was "fast and furious" and with that came a extrinsic love, not only for all things fast, but a deep appreciation for the design of transportation as a whole. This site's a great read and hits a lot of hot spots.

Linkedin "Answers"http://www.linkedin.com/answers/
Much like Aarvark's website, Linkedin "Answers" are a bit more custom tailored to your particular interests. All you need to do is search topics or drive down a bit into an applicable category that you contain expertise in and away you go. Believe it or not, it can be a great place to meet like-minded companies, create leads and get answers published as content. I've seen many a reporter/writer aggregating content for their materials there.

Mashablehttp://www.mashable.com
I should call this site "the Mothership." It's like one-stop shopping for all things current and topical in multiple industries and hits my interested square in the head with a hammer! From Social Media to viral to development and mobile, they have great writers that are very aggressive. It's no wonder this site is at the top of the heap and will stay their if they don't get greedy or lazy.

MediaPosthttp://www.mediapost.com
From the mothership to the Costco of content – Media Post has a ton of stuff. But like Costco, I don't always need a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter or a barrel of rice. With that said, if you take the time to sort all of Media Post's RSS feeds and make them their own page, you can drink from the firehose with a great amount of success.

Smashing Magazinehttp://www.smashingmagazine.com/
For the designer/developer, this is very much your Mashable.com.  It's an awesome accumulation of great inspirationally-driven posts with long lists of visual examples to not only talk and discuss design and developmental trends, but show them in practical application. This site is a must -- even if you're not a designer, it's a great read.

The Social Pathhttp://www.thesocialpath.com/
I was fortunate in my career to work for an agency named Luckie & Co. in Birmingham Alabama. Among their richly talented staff was a small but able social department headed up by David Griner. David and the team at Luckie have had enormous success in their social campaigns and between he and David Stutts at http://luckierethinktank.com/, they can provide a great deal of valuable FREE insight. Additionally, they're both a big fans of plagerism of their work, so I would highly advocate you copy and paste anything they have to say and claim it as your own.

Wiredhttp://www.wired.com/
If you've never picked up a Wired magazine, then you're either totally uninterested in the technology/scientific culture or you're just a hater of all things nerdy and cool. That being said, Wired, as we all know, has on the forefront of technology content since its first publish date in March of '93.

Monday
Oct192009

Kickin' it Rembrandt Style

There are very few people nowadays that I think could pull of the "Elizabethan Ruff" neck ruffles. This played out style was popular with the people in the olden times for those debutants that didn't really see a need to see their feet.

But I think we have a new school winner – enter Creative Director for the Martin agency Andy "Whiteboard Master" Azula. This poor guy pitched the work so well for UPS that he now plays the role on television commercials globally. Kudos!